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Swinging done with the door open
A couple swinging in the same room with another couple
Swing parties where you don't need a specific invitation
Swinging done outdoors

2. In general swinging is for what Groups of people

Single Men
Commited couples
Lesbians, Gay or Bisexual
Married people only

3. Where does the word dildos comes from:

The latin word "dilatare", meaning to open wide.
The Greek word "dilidos", meaning leisure time
The Albert Dildo Manufacturing company, which made rubber goods
The Italian word "diletto", meaning delight

4. There is now clothing you can paint on. It is made from:

Liquid silk
Liquid leather
Liquid latex
Liquid polyester

5. According to the hanky code, a homosexual wearing a lavender
handkerchief in his left pocket is advertising that:

He is available
He likes group sex
He is open to anything
He is obviously gay

6. Someone who is a jactitator becomes aroused by :

Bragging about their sexual exploits
Masturbating, hence the term, "jacking off".
Bossing other people around.
The color blue".

7. An on-premise swing club is:

A club where sex takes place
A club that serves alcohol
A club that has a specific theme
A club for playground attendants

8. The latest craze dogging is:

When 6 dogs chase a hare in a race over a certain distance
Where people meet in cars to watch others having sex in their cars or to join in
when a woman is on her knees and a man haves sex with her from behind
A fetish when someone wears a dogs collar prior to sex

9. Key parties are swinging events:

Very popular in the 70's where women would pick a key out of a hat and go home with the owner
Where you needed a special key to enter
Large parties as opposed to smaller more intimate parties
Parties for prison wardens

10. A "soft swinger" is someone who:

Has difficulty getting an erection
Is not in very good physical shape, the opposite of a "hard body swinger
Only watches or participates in very limited sexual activities but no intercourse
Someone who prefers more gentle or romantic sex over orgies and group events