| Title: Being "Broad Minded"
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| Author: Gman |
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| Article:
Texas Swingers need to be "Broad-minded."
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| Interesting term, isn't it? For some it means "intellectually
curious". For others it means "sexually adventurous".
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| Me? I see it in both senses, which I think is the wisest option.
If you haven't visited my Texas Swingers blog |
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| http://swingers-in-texas.blogspot.com/ |
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| Then I'll tell you why...
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| Many years ago, I was in my first year at uni. Curious about the
human condition, I took subjects like anthropology and
philosophy. I was academically bright but socially clueless.
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| Needless to say I was still a virgin, a situation I was
desperate to remedy as soon as possible |
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| One night I attended a party held by a post-graduate engineer --
a huge bear of a man whose name was Phil. On meeting me, Phil
shoved a can of beer into my hand and barked, "Get that into ya,
mate!"
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| I sipped my beer, overawed by the many older blokes guzzling
theirs at twice the rate. The women were few and far between.
But there was one who caught my eye. She was a voluptuous
brunette in a hot pink dress. When I looked at her she flashed
me a big grin. I blushed and looked away |
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| A few minutes later, I saw Phil talking to her. She looked at me
and whispered something in his ear. He walked over to me and
said, "Meet Chantelle, mate. She likes you. And she's really
broad-minded."
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| I looked at the sexy young woman. "Broad-minded, eh? She doesn't
seem like an intellectual," I thought. "Still, appearances can
be deceiving."
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| I approached her nervously. "So, er, Phil tells me you're
broad-minded."
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| She smiled wickedly. "Yep. Consider anything. That's my
philosophy |
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| Philosophy! Something I knew a bit about.
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| Attempting to impress her with my limited knowledge of Jean-Paul
Sartre and his fellow existentialists I said, "So,
philosophically speaking, what do you think of the French."
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| She licked her lips. "I love French."
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| Trying to seem knowledgeable I said, "Really? I find it vaguely
interesting, but not stimulating." |
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| She was disappointed. "You don't like French?" |
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| "Not really."
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| Bummer. What about fellatio?" |
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| I'd never heard that word before. I assumed he was some obscure
Italian philosopher. I paused, as if to consider his life's
work. "No, fellatio is over-rated. Leaves me limp, actually."
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| "You have strange tastes."
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| Keen to keep her flagging interest in me, I remembered Plato and
Socrates. "What about the Greeks?" I blurted. "You like Greek?"
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| She winced. "Tried it once but it was really painful." |
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| "Can be heavy going," I concurred. "But once you loosen up it's
okay. Then you just go for it!"
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| She shook her head in disgust and walked away |
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| Baffled, I told Phil about our strange conversation. He solved
the problem instantly and explained the misunderstanding.
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| "So, broad-minded means sexually adventurous?" I asked, just to
be sure.
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| "Yep."
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| "Okay. Got it!"
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| Having ascertained that I was a virgin, he said, "There's
someone else you should meet." He led me into the kitchen. In
the corner stood a young bespectacled women, flicking through a
leather-bound tome.
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| "That's Sally," said Phil. "More your type. She's brilliant;
doing a doctorate in comparative religion."
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| My mind ticked over: If broad-minded meant adventurous, then
Phil's description implied she was just screaming for it!
Believing physical intimacy was minutes away, I walked up and
said, "So, wanna root?"
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| Ironically she got physically intimate with me instantly. Well,
her foot did anyway... I really sympathised with Chantelle,
because I finally understood how painful "Greek" could be! And,
during my long stay in hospital recovering from the operation to
remove Sally's shoe from my rectum, I became very philosophical
indeed.
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| Thanks to that experience, I can now say with confidence that I
am truly broad-minded |
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| If you are broadminded about dating and swinging, then take a look
at the Swingers in Texas blog http://swingers-in-texas.blogspot.com/
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| About the author:
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